Come join my choreographed cardio dance party in the pool! Getting up in the morning is hard to do, but once you are here, you will have a good time and be energized for hours! Clothing is optional, dance songs are sexy, improv and silliness are encouraged.
Plus, nobody else will see anything but my silly ass in the window dancing like a monkey nude to what seems like no music. Do you want to miss that? Clearly, rhythm and dignity are not required.
Stoopzkitty has been teaching zumba for almost 2 years, energizing and inspiring people with the power of dance (and laughter.) Also, terrorizing all the local mcdomlypants. Its good to be the brat.